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Heeeeeeere’s your sign…

August 30, 2012

Combining two comics who must be near and dear to Fister’s heart despite being southern instead of Ohio rednecks

If you can’t understand what’s wrong with this quote by President Obama, you might be an elitist

Where Republicans refuse to cooperate on things that I know are good for the American people, I will continue to look for ways to do it administratively and work around Congress

Um. Let’s unpack that – shall we?

“things I know are good for the American people“. They might not know it, they might think differently. But our master and commander, the great and good Obama – he knows…..

Then this one: “I will continue to look for ways …and work around Congress

If you believe that you were elected KING and not Mr President, you might be an elitist.

If you believe that you’ve elected the smartest president ever – after mentioning visits to the 57 states- you might be an elitist

If you believe that you’re intelligent and people care about your opinions on intelligent things because you read lines to a camera (because it’s not your singing babe)you might be an elitist (but good heavens, you have no class)

If you believe that when difficult people involved in icky, complicated situations make you uncomfortable, the best thing to do is take it to a specialist government support group or agency – you might be an elitist

If you subscribe to political parties, opinions and then read books or make jokes about issues because you were told “this is what INTELLIGENT people think”, you might be an elitist (in the case of that link, you aren’t funny OR intelligent)

If you believe that you truly are classy, brilliant, and worldy-wise because you vote based on the perceived status of your reproductive organs and whether or not others agree to fund whatever you want to do about them, regardless of your age – you might be an elitist

Washington Examiner: “I’m ashamed for my sex that any woman is still planning to vote for Romney and Ryan,” The Nation’s Katha Pollitt wrote yesterday. “What’s the matter with them? Do they have Stockholm syndrome?

If you hurt hateful vulgar insults at minorities and other genders or other religions simply because they disagree with your politics and then claim the mantle of “tolerance” – you might be an elitist

 

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  1. August 31, 2012 6:45 am

    Yes, two of my favorite comics… I’d say something about clowns, but I’d like to think Ihave more respect for certain offices than that… whether the officeholders themselves believe that or not.

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