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The Parody of Commitment

October 30, 2014

I’ve been on a brutal 11-day business trip, on my way home over cloudy skies as I type.  And what comes to my browser but this piece of pap.

Have you ever wondered what you have to do to keep your man’s eye from wandering? One woman thinks she has the answer – it involves a scalpel and some silicone.

Self-titled sex expert Louise Van Der Velde is telling women who reach their forties to get plastic surgery or face their partner running off with a younger model. 

Louise, who runs a relationship therapy centre in central London, believes ladies only have themselves to blame if their husband starts to find other women more attractive.

Wait, there’s more.

Steering clear of cakes and keeping in shape with regular visits to the gym is not enough though – Louise thinks that women should start to have breast augmentation, liposuction, fillers and the rest as soon as parts of the body start to sag.

She said: ‘A lot of my female clients in their forties and fifties come in and they’re unhappy that their husbands are playing away but they’ve let themselves go.  

So… it’s entirely the woman’s fault when a guy starts catting around, and the only solution is to tart up?  That sounds like someone who makes a lot of money off of selling plastic surgery deciding to sell more.

I sometimes talk about the parody of radical Islam, or other faiths that encourage women to cover up in a tent so as not to arouse the lust of men who can’t control themselves.  So, women are to blame for men being sinful.  This is exactly the same sentiment.  Women are to blame for men being sinful and sleeping around, so they should take radical measures to prevent the sin.  I know it’s not worded that way, but it’s easily read that way once you look at it.

Hey, guys!  How about you make a commitment and love and respect your woman?  She’ll respond by respecting you and herself.  I bet that works better any day than $20k of artificial that begins a spiral to despair.

No Youth Movement

October 15, 2014

I’m sure plenty of my loyal readers would assume that I’d have an opinion on an HR move by tech companies.  And this is definitely more Lynn’s territory, but she’s been crazy at work… she still like y’all.

So anyway, here’s a new health benefit courtesy of the more “forward-thinking” technology groups.

According to a report from NBC News, both Facebook and Apple have begun offering human egg freezing as part of their employee benefits package. The plans would allow employees to have their eggs put on ice and used for conception at a later date.

Apple said the benefit was part of a family medical benefits package it offers workers.

“We continue to expand our benefits for women, with a new extended maternity leave policy, along with cyropreservation and egg storage as part of our extensive support for infertility treatments,” the iGiant said in a statement to The Register.

So first: It’s an interesting idea, and it will likely serve to attract females, especially the ambitious types.  Why not have a hedge to balancing career and family?  I’m sure more companies will start to offer it, especially as it becomes a more standard medical practice.  Note also the extended maternity leave.  Tech is leading the way in becoming more friendly to women.  It’s still not getting a lot more women in tech, but they’re trying.

Second: I’m interested about how charges are handled.  There’s got to be some form of storage fee.  How does that work once the woman leaves the company and goes elsewhere?  Likely it just falls back to the family.  That’s more a tactical question, but it makes me wonder if some potential families might view this as a different form of golden handcuffs.  Since I commented yesterday that uninformed opinion is dumb, I won’t speculate much beyond that.

But third: Wow, this is pretty cynical.  In some way, this backs up a couple of the worst parts of tech, especially tech in the Bay.  There’s an undercurrent in the tech industry that women can’t get ahead if they plan on having kids.  So this is just a way that some jerks of managers (both male and female, I’d note) can put pressure on women not to have kids.  Hey, you can have them later, if you want that promotion you should think about concentrating more on work (wink, wink)…  It also puts pressure on women to embrace an uncertain future in exchange for a promise today.  Freezing eggs doesn’t guarantee pregnancy later, it just increases the odds.

Most interesting to me: This continues the youth movement trend in technology that I know is being noticed by more of us in the gray-hair period of our career.  If you believe the implication that only women without kids can get ahead (and I don’t), and if you believe that the choice to finally have a child pushes the woman to stagnate the career (and I don’t), this essentially is saying that women should get ahead and get their money early in their lives, and then reap that reward by scaling back and having kids when they’re too old to be productive.  What ever happened to feeling that the most productive part of the career was late 40’s?  Not in tech, that’s apparently the time to think about pulling the kids out of the freezer and becoming part of the PTA.  Okay, the contrast is up on that statement, but you get what I’m saying.

So… good for tech in that it’s trying to get women more involved.  Not so good for reinforcing the stereotypes that work and family don’t get along.

I Don’t Much Care What I Think

October 14, 2014

EBOLA, EBOLA, EBOLA!  Okay, is everyone freaked out beyond rationality now?  Great, we can start.

As I wandered around the net this morning, I ran across a pointer to this article.  I don’t know if I can really call it news.  It’s more an agglomeration of opinion.  In fact, I’m shocked that it doesn’t have five or six anecdotal tweets and a couple Facebook posts from semi-famous people.  But anyway:

Nearly two-thirds of Americans say they are concerned about an Ebola outbreak in the United States, and about the same amount say they want flight restrictions from the countries in West Africa where the disease has quickly spread.

A new poll from the Washington Post and ABC News shows 67 percent of people say they would support restricting entry to the United States from countries struggling with Ebola. Another 91 percent would like to see stricter screening procedures at U.S. airports in response to the disease’s spread.

So… I don’t care.  Not that I don’t care about health and safety, but I don’t care what a bunch of random people think about health and safety.  Sure, I’d prefer that we, perhaps, do a better job of identifying the disease better, and the real spokespeople talking about it are pretty clueless on how to communicate to normal humans.  But what five people down the street think we should do about it with the low amount of information they have doesn’t really concern me.

Look, I know this is a typically devastating disease that spreads in some scary ways.  And I’m on the road quite a bit, interacting with people who have also been all over the road.  We all have to take our precautions to stay well, and we might get sick.  I’m likely to get a cold the next trip I take given my schedule, interactions, and the like.  I have to deal with that.

But really, stop asking 100 random people how to solve the crisis.  You’ll get answers ranging from, “shoot them now,” to, “use cannabis and breast milk,” as solutions.  And they’ll all be wrong.  Oh, and worse, the poll-driven government will probably start to think they need some mix of Guantanamo and breast milk for all flyers, since they clearly don’t have any idea on how to process and handle information that they should be using to make intelligent decisions.

But then again, if I don’t care what I think, other people probably don’t care either.  I hope nobody polls me.

So Much for Cyber Security

October 13, 2014

Hey, have you used a credit card lately?  Maybe to have lunch?

Dairy Queen has admitted to being hacked, six weeks after reports first surfaced that the US fast-food chain’s tills were compromised.

“We discovered evidence that the systems of some DQ locations and one Orange Julius location were infected with the widely-reported Backoff malware that is targeting retailers across the country,” the company said in a statement. “The investigation revealed that a third-party vendor’s compromised account credentials were used to access systems at those locations.”

Or maybe you needed to grab some inexpensive kitchen items for the dorm room?

Discount store Kmart admitted some customers’ payment cards have likely been “compromised” as it became the latest mega retailer to fall victim to cyber-crims.

The parent of the chain, Sears Holding Corp, said the IT team discovered late Thursday that its payment systems had been breached, and further investigations indicate this had started early last month.

Let’s not forget Home Depot, and pretty much everyone else out there that uses standard point-of-sale terminals.  Let’s face it, folks, electronic payments at retail are not secure right now.  And they probably won’t be for a while.  It’s not a bad thing that every company in the world, big or small, has access to standardized hardware and software that enables cashless transactions.  But right now, those systems are full of holes that are just being discovered and exploited, and its your convenience at risk.

Yes, convenience.  Sure, we all have to pay more because the processing companies are going to have to spend a pile more money to secure or replace systems.  It’s really the constant change of card numbers and system changes that will make life difficult for a while.  Eventually the systems will be secured against existing attacks.  And then the attackers will find new ways inside the system.  This is just another facet of the cyber war that’s ongoing, and we’re all mostly bystanders in the line of fire.

Honestly, I’ve been vectoring more to paying in cash recently, and I don’t see a real need to change that direction.  Sure, some electronic transactions still need to be made, and I’m debating just getting a simple bank card that’s linked to a small debit account.  It probably will do me a lot better in terms of budgeting, and I’m only vulnerable for a small amount over time.  That won’t keep me secure, but at least I can reduce the attack profile.  And we’ll have to start thinking that way more, since I think it’ll only be a couple years before the attacks on faceless corporations shift to attacks on specific humans on a mass scale.

Cold, Hard Reasoning

October 11, 2014

I just thought this post on the benefits of using cash from Dave Ramsey is very good.  I’m a fan of using cash… or not using cash as the case may be.

You spend less when you use cash. Plastic doesn’t hurt like cash. Once you’ve spent some quality time with Benjamin Franklin, you’ll think twice before sending him to a cold, hard cash-register coffin. To stretch his life a bit, you’ll shop around, look for deals, and naturally spend less.

I have to admit, there’s a big difference in having $50 in my wallet.  If it’s a mix of 10’s, 5’s, and such, it disappears a lot faster than if I have a single $50.  And when the cash is out, then I’m out of easy ways to spend.  Maybe it’s just that I’m a cheapskate, but it’s a lot harder to spend money than it is to swipe a card.

Besides, it’s a lot harder to track.  But maybe that’s just me.

Your Best Guess is as Good as Mine

October 2, 2014

Interesting article, I think NRO pointed it out to me (or maybe their Twitter feed, or maybe I clicked a mail… it’s been open for a couple hours now).  I’ve often thought that an over-complicated model throws in as much error as a simple guess, and this article agrees with that assumption.

This resistance to state-of-the-art statistical models has frustrated the academics. So, a decade ago, marketing professor Florian von Wangenheim (now at the ETH Zurich technical university in Switzerland) and his then-student Markus Wübben (now an executive at a tech incubator in Berlin) set out, in Wangenheim’s words, to “convince companies to use these models.”

To do this, Wübben and Wangenheim tested the predictive accuracy of Pareto/NBD and the relatedBG/NBD model against simpler methods like the “hiatus heuristic” — the academic term for looking at how long it’s been since a customer last bought anything — using data from an apparel retailer, a global airline, and the online CD retailer CDNow (from before it was acquired by Amazon in 2001). What they found surprised them. As they reported in a paper published in 2008, rule-of-thumb methods were generally as good or even slightly better at predicting individual customer behavior than sophisticated models.

I know a bunch of data geeks who are probably wincing at this, but I don’t think that’s the point.  Data is always good, and validating that data in any variety of ways is a huge need in any strategy.  But the point is that a lot of good business people have an innate understanding of measurement that works for their business.  Using data to validate that is a great way to certify instinct.

One point, though… once you get enough data to justify your pre-conceived conclusion, keep digging for a while longer.  I’ve seen a lot of validation justify a practice that doesn’t take in all the factors, so I’m a strong proponent of using all the data available to find all the right conclusions.  There, now the data geeks can relax.

If Technology Has It’s Way…

September 26, 2014

Hey, if you live in the middle of nowhere, specifically the middle of nowhere surrounded by the sea, and you can’t get a regular delivery on a ferry, what do you do?  You look for disruptive technology.

The trial is a DHL Parcel research project that flies to Juist, a tiny North Sea island (just 7km long) off the German mainland, from Norddeich harbour. Flights take place only at certain times of day with the parcelcopter flying the 12km in restricted airspace with no overflying of houses. There is a ground station for the flight which is in constant contact with air traffic controllers.

This non-urban delivery trial restriction gets over the risk of collisions with other manned or unmanned aircraft. Birds are still a hazard though.

Drones are a touchy subject, because they started in the military as ways to blow something up.  But military applications are a great way to do pathfinding for civilian applications, and here’s an innovative solution that shows that small, unmanned devices are a good possibility for moving packages in dangerous areas.  This is just a pilot, and not a fool-proof application yet.  A bad storm can kill a pilotless drone as fast as it can a small plane, but I think there’s a lot of possibilities with technology that will come to fruition over time.

Score another one for technology.  Go for it, people.

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